Thank you all for your submissions, they were truly hilarious. The weirdest dream I ever had probably comes in second place compared to Cammie's erotic encounter with Mitt Romney. However, I promised to tell and I shall.
It all began when my family and I were on a trip to Oregon. I was about 17 and we had been driving for many hours and days. One night at a hotel my sister Jayna and I were sharing one of the beds. That night I had a horrific dream.
I dreamt that we were on the same family vacation and we had gotten into an awful carwreck. I was pinned under the car and my mom's face was all bloody. Nearly on the verge of passing out/dying, my Mom kept saying,"Bethany get the cell phone." So I was reaching for the cell phone (I guess to call 911 or something) My mom kept saying it over and over and I was sobbing because I couldn't reach it. I tried and tried to reach it and I grabbed and grabbed over and over as hard as I could. Just then Jayna slapped me accrosse the face. I woke up with tears streaming down my face. "What! What happened to everyone?" I said. Jayna responded, "Nothing happened! but why the hell have you been grabbing my boob!"
The End
There are many morals to this story.
1. Don't give your sister a purple nurple just because you are trying to save your family.
2. Okay that's probably the only real moral of the story!
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4 comments:
That was hilarious!! I am still laughing!!
Oh my goodness! This is soooooo funny! Your Dad and Mom were at my house and I read it to them. I could barely get through it because I was laughing so hard! I could hardly see because my cheeks were covering up my eyes. I think you need to make Jayna a bra that either has a picture of a cell phone on the cups or real cell phones velcroed to them.
Too bad I wasn't there for that family bonding moment. That is one of my all time favorite dream sequences!!
Dang! I wish Mark would grab my boobs in his sleep! He just steals his body pillow away from me.
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